[Part I: Okay, pronoun police! Is that really a crime?]

[Instrumental]

[Outro: Kalynn Koury]

The girls love Milo (fuckincowbitch)

[Part II: I'll never go to heaven but at least my outfit is nice]

[Chorus: Cecile Believe]

My face is the front of shop

My face is the real shop front

My shop is the face I front

I'm real when I shop my face

[Verse 1: Industry Plant]

Artificial bloom

Hydroponic skin

Chemical release

Synthesise the real

Plastic surgery

Social dialect

Positive results

Documents of life

[Pre-Chorus: Cecile Believe]

Oh

Nana-nana-nana-nana

Nana-nana-nana-nana-na

Na-na-na-na-na

Na-nana-nana

[Chorus 1: Cecile Believe]

My face is the front of shop

My face is the real shop front

My shop is the face I front, front

I’m real when I shop my face

[Verse 2: Industry Plant & Cecile Believe]

Scalpel, lipstick, gel

Action, camera, lights

Violence in your heart

Memories of love (What?)

Percussive?

[Pre-Chorus: Cecile Believe]

Oh

Nana-nana-nana-nana

Nana-nana-nana-nana-na

Na-na-na-na-na

Na-nana-nana

[Chorus 1: Cecile Believe]

My face is the front of shop

My face is the real shop front

My shop is the face I front, front

I'm real when I shop my face

[Bridge: Cecile Believe]

So you must be the one

That I've seen in my dreams

Come on, touch me

Set my spirit free

Oh, test me

Do you feel what I feel?

Do you see what I see?

Oh, reduce me to nothingness

Yes, yes

[Chorus 1: Cecile Believe]

My face is the front of shop

My face is the real shop front

My shop is the face I front, front

I’m real when I shop my face

[Chorus 2: Cecile Believe & SOPHIE]

And you know what I want

My face is the front of shop

So give me what I want

My face is the real shop front

I said everything I want

My shop is the face I front

So give me what I want

I'm real when I shop my face

And you know what I want

My face is the front of shop

So give me what I want

My face is the real shop front

I said everything I want

My shop is the face I front

So give me what I want

I'm real when I shop my face

[Instrumental Outro]

[Part III: (Insert crazy thing here) Is crazy! (Remix)]

[Verse: Azealia Banks (in Japanese)]

Sidebar, I see you, fat fuckin' Lizzo

I see what you tryna fuckin' do

You stole cupcakKe's swag, bitch

And now you all out here talkin' 'bout

"I’m female rapper," you ain’t no fuckin' female rapper, bitch

You don’t got enough fuckin' sex appeal to be no fuckin' female rapper

Don't let Craig Kallman gas you, Lizzo

You still fucking a fat, boring—

You still a fat, boring hipster rapper, bitch

You not fuckin’ with cupcakKe, you not eating cupcake

And I'm sorry, I know that's really why

That's really the reason why cupcakKe feelin' like she wanna quit

Because she see her, all her frickin' magic

Being fucking torn to fucking shreds by fat Lizzo!

I hate you, fat Lizzo, I fuckin' hate you, girl

I hate you for comin' out with that false up your fuckin' fatass

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro: Weston Koury]

Strap in, strap on, put your strap on

Ooh, I sounded like Doechii

Did y'all hear that?

That literally sounded like Doechii