[Chorus: underscores]

(Celebrity?)

Worldwide superstar, running out of mileage

Can't sleep, 2 A.M., I don't really mind it

Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick

(I'm your favorite sidekick)

Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it

OC, double dose, off the psilocybin

Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick

(I'm your favorite sidekick)

[Verse 1: 8485]

A-a-a-all dressed up, nowhere to be, ever

I could rot, let's do it together

(Hey, what's up?) Voicemail, think you're so clever

Shut up, come on (Yeah, it's now or never)

Black Docs, white socks, 2014 cliché

I'm bored, aux cord, let me be the DJ

We're so right 'bout everything that we say

We're so cool (Bratmobile on the B-way)

(Best friend ever)

[Pre-Chorus: 8485]

And I've been eating toothpaste

'Cause you gave me toothaches

And this could go two ways now

I think you drank my Kool-Aid

And I've been up for two days

Why are the things that you say always in my mouth? (Uh-oh!)

[Chorus: underscores, underscores & 8485]

Worldwide superstar, running out of mileage

Can't sleep, 2 A.M., I don't really mind it

Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick

(I'm your favorite sidekick)

Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it

OC, double dose, off the psilocybin

Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick

(I'm your favorite sidekick)

[Break]

It's the new wave of the future

[Bridge: underscores, underscores & 8485]

I can feel pain all around me

But I know it's never gonna be mine

Pick a date and we can kill some—

Pick a date and we can kill some time

You can find me in the middle of nowhere

Everybody's dying but I guess it's alright

I told you everything was gonna be—

I told you everything was gonna be fine

[Outro: underscores]

(Worldwide superstar, running out of milage)

(Can't sleep, 2 A.M., I don't really mind it)

(Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick)

(Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it)

(OC, double dose, off the psilocybin)

(Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick)