[Verse 1: Eminem]

'Til I was eleven, I bed-wetted, the red-headed adopted

My fuckin' head's braindead, get it? I lost it (Woo)

Med fetish, I was fed lettuce and sausage

With a side of Valium, poached eggs, relish, and Frosted

Flakes, skulls, arms, legs, skeletons in the closet

Elephant Man's relics, pelicans feed off him

He's awesome, telekinesis through Steve Hawking

Thеre are no more linеs 'cause he's crossed 'em

Didn't mean to rape Portia but she forced him

He had no other choice, she had a chance to divorce Ellen

His head aches, you see more swellin'

His brain is exploding like a C4 melon

Eighty-six eroding whores, indeed, you're smelling

'Cause Shady's sickest clothing fuckin' reeks, you're tellin'

The police on 'em; he's walkin' like Igor, yellin'

Fuck him, he's back on the same shit as before

[Refrain: Eminem]

Well, I'm the S-L-I-M S-H-A-D-Y

I'm H-I-G-H, yeah, that's right, baby, high

You may think he's just a wacky, wild and crazy guy

But Shady be this way 'til the day Shady dies

[Chorus: Eminem & 50 Cent]

So, here we go, let's do-si-do

With the sociopath with the hokey flow

Better watch when you're walkin' from the grocery store

And don't act like you never see a ghost before

Now, here we go, let's do-si-do

With the sociopath with the .44

Better watch when you're walking from the grocery store

And don't act like you never see a ghost before

[Refrain: 50 Cent & Eminem]

Well, I'm the F-I-F-T-Y, CE-N-T, I

Get H-I-G-H, yeah that's right, baby, high

You might think he's just a wacky, wild and crazy guy

But Fifty be this way until the day Fifty dies (Yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]

I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla

I'm finna skin a sinner, dick rocked like Bruce Jenner

Long time it turns me on, I

Like it like I like snuff flicks, sip piss, eat shit

You're workin' my nerves, louder now, come on, bark, bitch

Hi, I'm Shady's co-D, Shady done rubbed off on me

Yeah, bitch, bone me 'fore he use the chainsaw for me

After you see my G-U-N, a pine box we will see you in

You can't believe it's me again, I B-I-G T-I-M-E

K-I-L-L very W-E-L-L, go to Hell, R-U-N, T-E-L-L

I'm comin', straight dumbin' with my gun in

Hand, there's no options, I'm P-O-P-P-I-N, you're dyin'

Doc's still tryin' to save you

If you survive, I'ma show you what the gauge do

I'm the type there's nothin' you can say to

[Verse 3: Eminem & 50 Cent]

Well, I'm the S-L-I-M S-H-A-D-Y

I'm H-I-G-H, man, just wait 'til they see my

Mother-F-U-C-K-I-N C-H-A-I-N-S-A-W

"What are you crazy? High?

You smokin' THC?" I got the GHB

Here comes the vagina finder with the ESP

Man, I've been tryna give Rihanna my new STD

And have her screamin' "O-M-G, H-E-L-P"

Like, C-H-R-I-S B-R-O-W-N, while I L-O-L

You know what kinda trouble you in?

Well, FYI, I'll beat her like a couple of men

Then we'll be BFFs and become a couple again

It's like that, y'all, ahaha, hand me that hacksaw

I belie-I believe-that's all, for that pussycat doll

It's like this, y'all, ahaha, hand me my pistol

A couple uppers-and-downers and some crystal

[Chorus: Eminem & 50 Cent]

So, here we go, let's do-si-do

With the sociopath with the hokey flow

Better watch when you're walkin' from the grocery store

And don't act like you never see a ghost before

Now, here we go, let's do-si-do

With the sociopath with the .44

Better watch when you're walking from the grocery store

And don't act like you never see a ghost before

[Outro: Eminem]

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