Catch Me If You Can is a song from Deuce’s second studio album, Invincible. It features guest vocals from Gadjet. The song was formerly featured on the original version of the album.[Verse 1: Deuce]

I wanna party every day till I can't see straight

A new girl, each city, coming your way

Always getting fucked up till I'm puking out my brains

As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change

Strippers in the morning, liquor all day

Yeah, when I'm feeling horny, groupies got a brain

Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe

When the show's over, they come out to play

I go right past touching first base

As long as you got an itty-bitty waist

And got a nice little, itty-bitty frame

You know I'll do bad things to that little, pretty face

[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]

From LA to Tokyo

New York City, around the globe

First, you see me, but now you don't

[Chorus: Deuce]

Catch me if you can

I'm gone, bitch, all over the map

Not stopping, never going back

I'll never, ever give a damn

Catch me if you can

I won't quit, it's not who I am

Ain't hard for you to understand

Like a lion to a lamb

Catch me if you can

[Verse 2: Deuce]

I'm on top of the world, got money to burn

Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl

These bitches sporting my t-shirts

They be falling off when you see 'em crowd surf

Every night is just a blur

Keep sipping vodka until it hurts

Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt

Bring her back to the trailer, so we can get to work

I promise you it ain't gonna hurt

I'll be the patient, you can be the nurse

Switch it all around, we can both take turns

Gonna make sure you get what you're worth

[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]

From LA to Tokyo

New York City, around the globe

First, you see me, but now you don't

[Chorus: Deuce]

Catch me if you can

I'm gone, bitch, all over the map

Not stopping, never going back

I'll never, ever give a damn

Catch me if you can

I won't quit, it's not who I am

Ain't hard for you to understand

Like a lion to a lamb

Catch me if you can

[Verse 3: Gadjet]

Catch me if you can, every day's Friday

Friday, bitch, I'm the new Rebecca Black

Driving down that highway my way

Brand new tour bus, bring some warm ones in the back

Where we go is where the fun's at

And by fun, I mean getting in your pants

You know how we always keep getting out of hand

And how I keep the party rocking all frigging year, damn

[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]

From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo

New York City, around the globe

[Chorus: Deuce]

Catch me if you can

I'm gone, bitch, all over the map

Not stopping, never going back

I'll never, ever give a damn

Catch me if you can

I won't quit, it's not who I am

Ain't hard for you to understand

Like a lion to a lamb

Catch me if you can

I'm all over the map

I'm never going back

Too hard for you to understand?

Catch me if you can

I'm gone, bitch, all over the map

Not stopping, never going back

I'll never, ever give a damn

[Outro: Gadjet]

So throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em all around like you just don't care

If you's a true player, we'll play Truth or Dare

If you want fun and games, well, they're over here

So throw your face down, right down here

And wave it all around like you just don't care

'Cause I'm a real player who never plays fair

We can all have fun, we all like to share