[Verse]

First name Bill, last name Loosensons

I wanna get pegged until my rectum loosens up

Got fucked by a bird and now I’m laying goose eggs

I’m on the internet watching dudes having nude sex

Chopped my dick off you can call me a eunuch

I’m part of the Klan, the Klan that is Ku Klux

If you ask ‘em who’s outrapping me then they will be clueless

Watch your step around me, watch like a Rolex

Give me a dollar and I’ll show you I can pole dance

I’m as big as the vice president, call me Schuyler Colfax

I’m the best musician, you can call me Dénes Kovács

There is no ethnic group that’s as useless as the Slovaks

I’m as big as the president, call me Katalin Novák

I’m a producer, I EQ, sometimes I use a low pass

I’m stuck in the trenches, I have access to no cash

Nobody will peg me, I gotta pound my own ass

Call me 324 the way I’m hitching on that cock

I lost my virginity to a rock

I didn’t have a condom so I had to use a sock

All my time’s for music, no matter what’s on the clock

I went to the doctor and he gave me a shock

You can say I live in hell because it’s hot on my block

You can call me Walter White, I’m the one who knocks

I’m going to China, I’m stealing a wok

I got a rooster in my Rari, in my whip there’s a cock

I’m sucking on some penis, I’m sipping on cock

I’m the best artist alive, I’m better than waka flocka

I slid up on the opps and I said boom shackalacka

I kissed a homeless man and all I got was mono

Instead of stereo, I should mix my songs in mono (nucleosis)

You can call me Martin the way I always swallow

I knocked on my head and it echoed, my skull is hollow

Fuck Neil O’Neill, that man is a cuck

He called me retarded, all I said was tough luck

No wonder you’re divorced, you make me say yuck

You listen to Noah Kahan, that’s why your bitch is getting fucked

You’re a thousand years old, you look like an unc

I sniffed you and I recoiled cause you stunk

You use Bandlab, you broke ass punk (I pirated FL)

The chances of me losing are as tiny as your junk

I’m done with dissing neil, enough is enough

I don’t do drugs, I won’t huff a single puff

Unlike Bill Clinton, when he said that he bluffed

Free R Kelly, and also free Puff (Diddy)

Everybody who hates my music is dumb

They’re babies, all they do is suck their thumb

I’m an alcoholic, I suck on rum

I’m not gay so I don’t suck on cum

I’m sick of rapping but this song’s almost done

I’m gonna whack the opps, I will shoot them with a gun

When they see me the opps have to run

When they see me the opps have no fun

I’m castrated, I chopped off my nuts

I fucked a piranha, my nuts have cuts

If I was a conjoined twin I would have two butts

I have infinite ideas, I never fall into ruts

The best PubicHairSmoker song is probably CUNT

I am not short, I’m not a runt

I’m gonna sneak in and strangle Dave Blunts

I’m in the Simpsons, I’m Nelson Muntz

I advertised my music and all I got was shunned

I’m gonna steal money from a sick orphans fund

They try to prank me but I can’t be punned

I’m a weiner dog, you can call me a dachshund