No food or movies, talk about a low budget flight

Put on your sneakers and prepare to run with all of your might

Sonic the Hedgehog by himself was never any fun

They killed Maria, so Shadow found a fucking gun

This truly is the best platforming game of all time

That stupid plumber fuck, had his chance and time to shine

I cannot find it, where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?

It will be mine, before my power they shall tremble

Oh shit what's that? Everyone, look up in the sky

A big ass portal's opening, no time to ask how or why

Can anyone tell me who just let out that battlе cry?

It might be that guy, I had no idea he could fly

Thе Blades of Chaos in his hands

Vengeful look on his face

None of you are safe from his wrath

The god of war has landed

A plastic guitar rises from the ground

A grieving ashen man challenges all around

Score higher than me and you shall be spared

Your life on the line for this challenge is more than fair

The first foolish few have already fallen

Solid Snake found a new hole to crawl in

Blade Wolf and Raiden, thought they were hot shit

You stupid dog, I'm fucking ballin'

Finally, a worthy contender

A challenger approaches, the man of slender

It was a good fight, thank you my friend

Putting your reign to an end

Ayo, what the fuck is up?

Restricted x Wocket Launcher

When we're done with you, you're gonna be the one using the MAD CATZ controller, bitch

Knock out all the rings of this stupid fuck

Mom, get the camera, because I fucking won

Of the games we play, never backing down

We are here to stay

Stupid dog, I am fucking balling

Stupid dog, I am fucking balling

Put that blue fuck in his goddamn place

Faster than light doesn't mean shit to my 9