[Intro]

Inside Joke Rap Battles!

Five Nights at Treasure Island!

Vs

Five Nights at Wario's!

Begin!

[Verse 1: Photo-Negative Mickey and Oswald]

Welcome to my Island, want me to fire my shots off?

Because what’s my original series to this FNaF 1 ripoff?

With all its models ripped from Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

No wonder your series is Oblitus, no wonder it took a huge fall

I took your mama-mia and showed her my pizza-pie

Your game isn’t scary, it just makes me wanna die

I plapped your moms cheeks, it was uncanny, get rid of your light-skin stare

I’m about to go over there and rip out your very stupid, dumb mustache hair!

But Mickey, God says in the Bible to be kind to thy neighbor

Shut up you stupid Christian!

Your opinions are fucking wrong!

Now suck on my Photo-Negative magnum dong

I’ll hit the fucking Whip and Nae-Nae all day long

Time in the Hourglass is running out on this very lit song

No one wants to hear your religious shit Oswald, can’t you understand?

I got lotion all up and down my shit, I'm a freak man…

Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I’m feeling romantical

[Verse 2: Wario]

Wah!

It’s-a-me, Wario!

And you fucking suck

Not suck like that tasty The Face gawk-gawk

I’m gonna curse your series like I did to my factory

And while I’m at it, I might as well get that Entity sloppy toppy

This is-a Wah/Fem moment if I say so myself

OH MY GOD THEY HIT THE PENTAGON, GUYS! (WAHHH!)

I’m too saddened by this news to-a continue

But you’re all queers, you all suck

Good day to you

[Verse 3: Classic The Face and Undying]

Aw damn, we boutta get litty in this bitch

Yo, Mr. Undying I got the meth-

…

You know we stayin’ lit down in the P.C

Classic The Face is my name, don’t wear it out please

I got no fuckin’ legs bruh, that shit kinda crazy

But at least I got heroin which makes me Happy Happy

Undying…

Take the beat away…

Brotha

…

Ooo…

Fuck…

Yeah, go off bro

Let him cook, let him cook

[Verse 4: Waluigi]

The only thing that’ll be-a cooking is your loss

Your Cavern is stupid

No wonder they chopped off your nuts

Waaa!

Did Rosalina send me back in time again?

Because your model looks like fucking god awful dogshit like what the fuck were they thinking?

[Verse 5: Impure Mouse and Waluigi]

I really like your teeth, so don’t take this the wrong way

But when your jumpscare plays, Waluigi, it gets me horn-ay

They removed my fucking eyes, but I can still see you

Waluigi, please marry me

I don't have standards so "I do!"

[Verse 6: Bowser and Toad]

It’s me, Bowser

And it’s Toad, bitches!

You may have one more hour

But we’ll make sure 6 AM ain’t coming bitches!

Covered in blood, guess it was your girl's time of the month

Breaking in your Casa, it ain’t no hassle

Sorry Treasure Island gang, but MOTHER is in another castle!

Burn your shitty series down, like I did to Wario’s face!

Call this shit Mario Kart, because we’re coming in first place!

*Treasure Island Jumpscare Sound*

[Verse 7: Acephalous]

Gorsh!

You’re all queers

You should all kill yourselves

I could feel your vibrations, it was fuckin’ shit

But not as shit as your Photoshopped series, bitch!

Sorry Bowser and Toad, it’s just business

You’re so forgotten, I’m surprised you were in this

Five Nights at Wario’s is a dumbass series

You’re only remembered because of Markiplier milkies

[Verse 8: Mario and Luigi]

I’m-a shut you the-a fuck up there!

Go back to your shitty Island’s 97/20 mode

You stay Corruptus, I don’t think it’s-a fair

Although I agree, gays don’t deserve rights, you Goofy chode

Wahoo! Let’s-a-go!

Mario is back bro!

And this time, my back-up won’t be-a shitty

Introducing my sister, Luigi

Oh-a-no!

I can’t believe Luigi killed herself!

Why?! What could of-a stopped me from losing my beloved sister?

Kill yourself you transphobic fuck!

[Verse 9: Pete]

It too early for Chrimas

It too early to diss you

It too early to stop cheating on my wife with The Face

It is too early for my Casa Tip to be warded away

It’s me, Mr. Casa, and I am here to stay

You know up in that Attic, I got that WD-NoSquee

You know I’m also smashing that Classic The Face-ussy

I may of been locked to Custom Night in the first game

But Mr. Casa will never-ever go the fuck away

It too early to pay my child support-

[Interlude, spoken by MOTHER and Pete]

That’s why I haven’t been getting it?

Because you’re such a dead-beat you refuse to pay it?

Do you not know how hard it is to raise 9 fucking children?

And the fact you’re on here talking about our little The Face incident?

Oh look guys, it’s my ex-wife Mrs. Casa here

Why won’t you just let me continue searching for the milk in peace?

We were abandoned for over 20 YEARS HOW THE FUCK DO WE HAVE MILK ON THIS GODDAMN ISLAND?!

And can you for once in your life, stop saying “It too early?”

Like Jesus Christ, what the fuck did I ever see in you in the first place?

Is it too early for you to stop being a bitch?

That’s it Pete

Uh oh

[Verse 10: MickMick]

You never managed to pay your child support on time!

Now your stupid ass also can't bust any rhymes!

As our kids MOTHER, Hourglass will rise!

And you Pete, you're gonna fucking die!

Your Casa was a waste of time!

Don't bother trying to deny!

When Undying has more personality then you, you should just fucking die!

The Face, I'm glad I never saw you as a son!

Because you're all dead to me, bitch!

Don't bother trying to run

*MickMick's Jumpscare Noise*

[Outro: Wario and MX]

And now for my fire mixtape

Baldi, Baldi!

Baldi’s in the elevator

I got a shiny new quarter in the elevator

Baldi-

You just keep-