Let me kick it off

Like soccer baseball

Wait, that makes me sound a little soft

Let me kick it up, a notch

Picking up speed

I can kick it like the jocks

Don't talk about sportsmanship

I'm just more prolific without forcing it to shape

From back in the day, when if it was too short

You had to flip the tape

Press record and press play

Formed the best ways

To set chords and let blaze

A torrent of blessed craze

Dividers fell, before the stress came

Developed my intel, to deal with these clientele

I collect-without trying to sell

But sometimes these invoices stay unpaid

For a few days, which turns to one week

Which turns to monthly ignored reminders

I'm hungry, cut me the cheque from your binder

You wanted to see some sweat, i played a blinder

Captured by the viewfinder

This is my daily, i'm the sharpest grinder

Bloom like a daffodil for a crowded bill

Talk to my catholic friends, i got mass appeal

So let me do this one about my rapping skill

With paper and ribbon you couldn't be half as ill

Hey, let me do this right, hey

Let me cook up something with a crunch

Kitchen to myself, all these other producers are out to lunch

Talking about cheese, but i'm a chef devout

So knives out, now catch the mouse

I throw a candy rapper in the garbage

Who's all about trees, like i'm up against a partridge

Trouble gets started, when he's at the bar fridge

But his ink's worse than my bubblejet cartridge

You got a swift ride, i'm long-lasting

With more edge than your fingers on the cliffside

So hands up, lift high

Spit rhymes hotter than the lit side of your spliff, guy

Still coveting, while you're plummeting

And i'm reaching more heights than the summit brings

Amateurs get damaged worse

Better be bandaged

I put your cheddar in a sandwich