[Intro: Reporter & Meechy Darko]

Police were forced to open fire on a naked man

Who refused to stop chewing the face off of another man (Uh, yeah, uh, yeah)

Clearly was on some very, very powerful drugs (Zombie)

[Verse 1: Meechy Darko]

Excuse me, America, I don't do the taxes

I make my money flip, stretch, we call it gymnastics

It's fuckin' Friday, I need a Nia Long

With a nice set of tits and a green thong

Me and Juicy always smokin', we like Cheech Chong

A French bitch, pussy sweet, honey Dijon

She love the paper, everywhere the cash be (Cha-ching)

Now baby girl, pop that pussy like some acne

I must be ballin' 'cause she only fuck with athletes

I'm that deep, smokin' purple in a black tee (All black)

I love weed, nigga, I got a green thumb

She fuck me, nigga, until she bleed cum

Your favorite crew will be on milk cartons soon

I'm bustin' off in the ocean like a harpoon (Pop-pop-pop)

Yeah, money green, nigga, so they envy (They envy)

A gat on me with a beam for the enemy

Kush and codeine, now I lean like the Italy

Tower of Pisa, nigga, a pretty diva with us

Her body is magnifique, I call her Mona Lisa

Oh yeah, and she barely speak, she only roll the reefer

I'm smokin' super kush, good god, I'm super high

Bumpin' Ready to Die, feelin' ready to die

Like I done seen death, shit you ain't seen yet (I did)

Where there is no hate, and you don't need flesh

A bright idea, you can see me in the nighttime

Got weed, a bitch, a pack of rubbers, and some white wine (That's some good shit)

Got left behind 'cause you wasn't in your right mind

Lost all your paper 'cause you wasn't in the right grind

I put my dick between her tits, now we Siamese

Fucked her on the floor so I won't mess up my designer sheets (Get on the floor)

Made her pussy fart, burp, cough, her vagina speak

She suck away the pain and strain her brain like it's finals week

[Interlude: Meechy Darko & Reporter]

With a baseball bat, she has purp' by the pound (This crop of LSD is a major threat to police officers)

I guess [?] (As well as the rest of us, he said it turns normal people)

It ain't ever comin' down (Into monsters that possess this superhuman strength)

I'm just tryna dick her down (And no ability to feel pain)

She has purp' by the pound (He believes that's what was behind the incident that unfolded)

I guess [?]

It ain't ever comin' down

I'm just tryna dick her down (Uh, yeah; Zombie)

[Verse 2: Meechy Darko]

Perfect day, ten bitches, some sour diesel

Eleven coffins, my flow ugly awesome

You hear this shit and get lost, and eventually I have a fortune

That'll be awesome

Gettin' hand-painted portraits of me gettin' my balls licked

Pump-action shotty that'll shoot off your door hinge

Dustin' weed by the ton, nigga needed forklifts

Razor blade under my tongue while I spit this raw shit

Y'all niggas should forfeit (Tap out)

[Outro: Reporter, Witness & Meechy Darko]

Gory scene that he thought was like from a zombie movie

The man chewing on the victim's face and growling like a wild animal

The nastiest, most horrific, uh, incident I've ever seen

He had his face completely eaten, from the top of his forehead to, uh, almost his jaw

The person was actually swallowing pieces of his face (Zombie)

Somebody tell 'em we got Zombies out in Miami, bitch