[Bill O'Reilly]

"There's a lot of misinformation floating around about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden - so we will set the record straight this evening"

[Robert Foster]

Hello, and welcome to the show

This is rap news with that Juice it's essential to know

And while churnalists claim to be first with the news

We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth

So, without further ado, we're starting by charting

The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden

We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging

What happened in Abbottabad on that morning?

And joining us, regular guests on the news feed

The Pentagon's General Baxter - and Terrence Moonseed

Gentlemen, welcome. We'll begin with you, General

How's the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon?

[General Baxter]

Incredible, this is just an enviable victory

The USA has made an indelible entry in history

A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden

And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then

His crime and infamy have been erased and healed

Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals

Way to kill!

[Robert Foster]

Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence

[General Baxter]

SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations

They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun

Shot him in the face and ... What's that, no raygun?

Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and

... What , that didn't happen either? Ok, well then they shot him and took pic...

... Took no pictures... And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures

In the ... Sea?! Yes in the ...sea

Uh, and the President was or was not watching the live feed

[Robert Foster]

An extraterritorial hit?!

[General Baxter]

The world's in our grip

Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it

So who's next for Shock and Awesome judgement?

Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we're coming!

[Robert Foster]

Was Osama worth it?

[General Baxter]

Yeah, he was worth it

We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him

But I didn't like how we treated his corpse; he's no hero

I'd a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero

Where the 19 hijackers...

[Terrence Moonseed]

Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers

It was a demolition, a Reichstag on

The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney;

Bin Laden wasn't in charge of mushing planes in

In fact the planes didn't even exist

They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist

Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb

And Building Seven is evidence that it's so absurd

[General Baxter]

You Internet nerd, Osama did it!

[Terrence Moonseed]

Distrust every word!

[General Baxter]

This is our finest hour, justice has been served

[Robert Foster]

'Justice', General, that's an interesting word to choose

[General Baxter]

We're a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use?

[Robert Foster]

Assassination, slaughter?

[General Baxter]

He's a legitimate military target, a murderer

[Robert Foster]

But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg?

[General Baxter]

Nurem-what?

[Robert Foster]

After the holocaust and six million dead

America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead

Nazi leaders were rounded up and...

[General Baxter]

Tortured?

[Robert Foster]

Uh, no...

[General Baxter]

Water boarded?

[Terrence Moonseed]

Hired by NASA

[Robert Foster]

No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity

Then executed

[General Baxter]

What a tragedy

Please, eurofag dont history lesson me!

Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy

Is who gets to decide at each given minute

When the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended

You can't spell justice without the US and it's

Called justice cause it's just us that's justified

In judging just cause just wars and just evidence

Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us

And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden

[Terrence Moonseed]

Pfft, Osama isn't dead or if he is, he died in two thousand

This thing's rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man

He's prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan

[General Baxter]

Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo

[Robert Foster]

That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo?

[Terrence Moonseed]

Geronimo!? that's Osama's code name? Let the truth be known

This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones

It's a secret society of elite Yale students

Who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it

In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids

Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas

The truth is they're the ones who owned Osama

And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama

They're ruthless, they planned this end game

To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane

A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice

And Adolph Hitler's suicide dates match precise

That's a device to pledge and bow

To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vowsThat's why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit 'em and

Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton

I ain't kidding with you when I'm yelling the truth the illuminati's on the throne

And that's the real reason they call Osama 'Geronimo'!

[General Baxter]

It's a perfectly good code name, what's wrong with you?

[Robert Foster]

I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable

To have their hero, ancestor and leader

Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda

It all seems like an appalling error

[General Baxter]

It wasn't an error; this right here is the war on terror

And it's a continuation of the nineteenth century

Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory

Of the united states from the redskin savages

Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us

Because they hated our civilised ways

Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves

[Robert Foster]

Weren't the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites?

[General Baxter]

They started it, Bob, get your history right

Same with Al Qaeda, we didn't pick this fight

So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight

[Robert Foster]

Alright, thank you both for your ...interesting views

Little wonder there's such confusion in the news

When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives

Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities?

The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans

Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding

More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5

Than helping us discern the facts from the lies

But there's a rival tide, an equal and opposite tur

NA yearning to read between official lines that have blurred

I'm reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed

And who questioned the way in which 'justice was served'

If it was served, it can be served to us just the same

So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?

Leaving you now with that thought in your mind

Robert Foster for Juice Media, proud to ignore deadlines